IWantSomeCookies's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(2004) Sniper Time]

hehe

even though I normally give long reviews to your movies.. I cant be arsed.. but this is your best movie ever.. I can only give these fine words to describe it:

w00t w00t w00t!! this rocks man!! more, please more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im possed by klay it rules.. its too funny!! too funnyyy!!11SHIFT+11+1!!11!!!!,

[(2003)Henrys Shotgun]

hehe

i sprinkle a 5 overall of your movies!! w00t w00t

[(2004) Kolors of KlayCity]

helllo

im going to start giving long reviews for your movies. but you may not even read them so o well!!

Graphics:
Wow the graphics are much better!! A 10 from me - it's not pixelised. Wooo

Style:
You created this style, don't leave it!!

Sound:
Its good quality, but im going to rate it on the voice acting. Your amazing at voice acting (10/10) but the quality is about 6/10. So its between that. The sound is perfect as it sounds like loads of people are there and they don't know the lines.. but its just you. Lol but eep.. yep, its kompressed (can you see the K!). SFX are cool iswell.

Violence:
Aww.. he presented him with a rose, and he pulls out an axe! O no! And the axe and rose look perfect. :)

Interactivty:
Well its got a preloader.

Humor:
This is funnier than Part 2. This is about the same as your dubbing, so it has to be a 10! 11/10!! Lol. I love the bit before the phone rings! "Wee im way up in the sky..." BOM! Boogie monster rocks iswell. Heheh. But his teeth are outside of his gums.. what a wierdo. Hes a boogie monster, not a boogie man, or a monster.

Overall:
Even though there are alot of 10s, its not an average. The salad klay episode deserves a 10;

Wow this has taken ages to write, so please try and read and please reply!! :(:(:(:(:(

Knox responds:

haha glad you enjoyed! i dunno if my movies deserve long reviews,but thanks! :)

[(2004)Kolors OfKlayCity2]

i gave a fair review

i normally would just go

10-10-10-10-10-10 overall: 10

but this time I gave a fair review..

Graphics:
They are good, but yes, AVI+SWF=KRAP!

Style:
Ok, because its you its original. You invented this style, so why stop it?

Sound:
The quality seems to be better worse on one movie, then better on the next. This was about average for you.

Violence:
Well, its Klay! So you go go over the top with violence. I love the Klay blood on your other movies.

Interactivity:
Well it gets a 3 because of the preloader. Hehehe.

Humor:
Dare I say anymore? But I can't give it a 10 because that is for your dubbing of the voices on terminator and residental evil.

Overall:
8, it wasn't an average. Just an overall. I think your best ones for sound and humor are the ones where you dubb the movies on terminator etc.

[The Word of God]

wow this hurt

it feels like your taking the mickey out of god, and theres a few points i'd like to stress out.

god made suffering so he could relate to humans. god is out of time and cannot die - humans are in time so they can die. how can god suffer? well thats why he sent jesus down, jesus = god = holy spririt, so jesus suffered on the cross, and saved us all.

well thats basically what i wantd to say and i couldnt really hear it that well, but I didnt like this flash. blam it. blam.

[Halo: Combat Degraded]

haha

this is great.. its inspirder me.. but then that would be coping you :P

Onic responds:

If it inspired you then run with it. Do whatever, makes no difference to me, as long as you can get a good flash about it. Thanks for the review and im happy that you enjoyed it.
:D

[Hellboy Sketches]

haha

brilliant!! :D

[Blode And The Giant Bee]

woot

even though all the catogories arent all 10/10 but this bloody rocks!!!!!:D
rathergood rocks iswell.. hmm

[Mr Stabby]

yay

mr.stabby.. do do do do do do!! he rocks!! more more more

[Foamy's Rant IV]

omg

you need some new material - don't submit everything to NG just because you want like "100 submissions to NG" keep alot of them off NG! this will also attract your fans to your website because theres "un-seen NG footage".

p.s. foamy isnt funny.. i didnt even smile when watching this. theres no even real plot to most of his movies! the only one i SORTA liked was the stalker episode.. because foamy didnt talk that much